hello, lover

Does everyone remember Carrie's shoes for her date with Big before he moved to Napa...the I <3 New York episode? Yup, the ones Miranda's water broke all over. They were pink silk chiffon Christian Louboutin sandals, one of the most gorgeous pairs of shoes I've ever seen. I actually stalked them for awhile, hounding Decades in LA and obsessively checking ebay for them. I never did find a pair. Guess what I found at Neiman, tho?! Something very, very similar. I seriously don't need $950 shoes. Drool. Anyhoo, if you wanna see 'em, go here:

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod67930015&parentId=cat17930733&masterId=cat15470740&index=11&cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat13030734cat15470740cat17930733

prettiest hair awards

And the winner is...Carrie Underwood. Omg, I love your hair, Carrie. It's so, so, so pretty. You're totes my hair idol. Lauren Conrad, you're kinda holding it down, too. Heidi Montag? Trashy and too blonde. Gross. Oh, ps, wtf is going on with your fingernails? But back to Carrie's hair. Let's look at it. I mean, it's all shiny and pretty and blonde and perfectly curled and it's prolly super bouncy and soft. Yes, I'm really writing about this. Duh.

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Western Conference.

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update?

All you followers must be burning with curiosity about my implants. My anchors. Implants are funner to say. So, I've got two now. And they seem healed and gtg. Who knows what the future holds. Paul the needle wielder isn't so sure they're gonna stay long. Maaaybe he's right, prolly he's right, but they're here for now and I love them. They're so groovy. Matching, one on each wrist. I'll post a pic when I get something pretty in. Body mod gone Teetsy. KIP.

and while I'm at it...

stop being such a pussy, Cheech. Man up. Like your teammate here.

what happened, boyfriend?

Um...am I the only one who's noticed that Jonathan Cheechoo's career has been in the toilet ever since his girlfriend, rather fiance, entered his life? How does one go from leading the entire league in goals (56 in the '05-'06 season) to barely showing up (12 goals??) for his team's best season EVER. Dude, you're gonna win the Cup this year and you didn't contribute at all. Yea, I'm talking to you, Cheech. Wut the eff is your effing problem? Hmmm...oh, yea, that's right. Your stupid girlfriend. Dump her and maybe you can make yourself useful in the playoffs. (ps, I still love you, but you need to get your shit together)

RIP Unicorn Planet?

Can you really be over? Upon searching youtube for a fresh ep, I see there haven't been any new ones since ep. 6. Really?!

Bummeroni!! Oh well, here's one of my favorite eps. Your nose looks like a cat.

Dear blog,

I'm so sorry to have neglected you for so long. It's been since before Phish. Huh? Oooohhhh...yea, Phish. No, I spelled it right, it's not food. So, they're this band that I used to chase around. They're really funky and dancey and I ultra heart them. I've missed them for many years, they were on a break. And by "on a break" I mean effed up on drugs and just being lame. So I got to see them recently, they're back in a big way. Killing it, really. So, anyway, I'm sorry for my blog hiatus. I won't neglect you anymore.

xoxo