and yet theres more.

He just really, really loves her. Really. I bet he wears a t-shirt with her picture on it. Or maybe they broke up and he's trying to win her back. I'm so damn curious.

more craig & sally...

I'm gonna snap a pic of each one I see. There are tons. They're everywhere.

hopeless romantic or sharpie wielding stalker?

These are all over my neighb. Up and down my street. When I first noticed them, I thought, awwww, how sweet. But some people think it's total stalkertron. Which I see, too. I'm kinda wobbling, or teetering, actually, between creepy and adorable. What do we know about Craig? We know he loves Sally and he's kinda tall (cuz some of the signs are high up). I can only assume that she lives in this hood. Who knows where Craig lives. So is he walking her home from the bart and tagging everything he can reach? Or is he following her and publicly professing his love... Eh, not sure. But I'm intrigued. Craig, you've got my attention.

stupid facebook.

I'm so irritated at people. The ones I went to high school with. Or just grew up in the same zip code with. Maybe I knew you from Sunday school. We weren't friends. We didn't hang out. I never had your effing phone number. But now you want to be friends on the interwebz. Why? Really, seriously, why? So you can snoop through my page? Or so that you can send me "drinks" and fucking "phish lot gifts" and all that crap? Are you thinking we're gonna finally develop a close relationship, keep in touch now, message one another, all that shit? No. We're really not. So I'm just stumped by it. My conclusion is that you're either a friend collector (go back to myspace for that shit) or you're curious (nosy). Not to be rude, but I'm being rude. I have friends who legitimately know me, know my life, know what I'm up to. And those are the people that my photos and wall comments and silly inside jokes are meant for. Not the awkward gen. pop. in the armpit of America whose mundane lives haven't changed in 10 years aside from adding a few pounds, a few DUI's and a few babies. If you're someone I see once a year MAYBE if I run into you at the grocery store with my mom during the few days I'm there...I really see no reason to add you to my little interweb world so stop sending friend requests. Just stop it. Keeping it bitchy but I had to vent.